Music jokes and riddles

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Music jokes and riddles


You take away whole and some still remains. Take the one the right. How do you make a skeleton laugh? A list of everything you want! You start having water-tight compartments installed in your pants. A sour-puss How do you scare a mummy With a yummy dummy in a crash test crummy. Why did Kit Fisto storm out of the sushi restaurant?

Midget bed joke

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Midget bed joke


What's a marrying a woman and a hurricane got in common? She decided to get back up on the stool by herself. The vicar goes " quid, but it's so ugly", the woman says, "if you don't, Ill tell", so he agrees. They're the most foul-mouthed individuals i've ever come across. Why bother struggling with the grammar lessons of a six-year-old if each of us didn't believe that, against all reason, we might eventually improve? When my mother died and was cremated herself, we worried that, acting on instinct, our father might run out and immediately replace her. A bloody waste of fucking time Whats got balls and fucks old ladies?

Corny turn on jokes

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Corny turn on jokes


Why did the barber win the race? What did the fisherman say to the magician? House is feminine-"la" maison. More Sometimes you need a little chuckle. Without geometry life is pointless. What's easy to get into but hard to get out of? So he could have sweet dreams.

Jokes about anatomy and physiology

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Jokes about anatomy and physiology


So, if you have a fairly recent, still painful, and acute neck injury like whiplash from an auto accident, avoid Shoulderstand. Hepatocytes metabolize hemoglobin, the red oxygen-carrying pigment of red blood cells, into the components heme and globin. Repeat this movement three to five times. To deal with a ruptured varix, a band may be placed around the bleeding blood vessel, or a small amount of a clotting agent may be injected near the bleed. In the hepatocyte cytoplasm, bilirubin is conjugated to glucouronic acid.

Blonde cereal puzzle joke

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Blonde cereal puzzle joke


She tells them it's a fantastic country, the weather is great, the schools are good, they could live with her unless they wanted to get a place of their own, she would take care of the rent. She gets stuck into Eileen's bottle of wine without waiting to be asked then announces she's forgotten to bring round the DVD, Never fear, Todd tells her, they have all the entertainment they need. Andy asks what Gavin told her. Michael points out he'd rather be going off to Amsterdam or Morocco rather than sit in a waiting room. She's come to speak to Andy and it doesn't take him long to work out that Gail's seen Gavin and she knows the truth. In one of The Beano annuals, Rodger the Dodger reacts this way when a pair of newsreaders reveal that a meteor they claimed would hit Earth is actually going to miss the planet entirely.

Equestrian sex jokes

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Equestrian sex jokes


Derpy was one of several background ponies chosen from a palette and placed in the scenes on the whim of layout artists. And every night, his wife, Louise, yells at him. Hooves on the bridge. Background ponies often appear throughout episodes with slight color variations, particularly in crowd shots, and some ponies share the same character design with different color schemes. In the unlikely event that Hollywood made a movie based on our lives, we wondered what stars would play us.

Uranus star trek joke

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Uranus star trek joke


Life discovered in the ice-covered oceans of Europa around an underwater vulcanism. What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle? It takes help from Amity to give the ponies a chance to defeat him. Justified In-Universe since weaponry from the Trans-Galactic Republic is considered orders of magnitude more powerful and their Deflector Shields are better—unlike kinetic barriers they block both energy and physical weapons. Even if the task it was designed for already had a solution sysprep , does not make the program useless.

Do you prefer coke or pepsi joke

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Do you prefer coke or pepsi joke


Jameson was pretty much founded in when John Jameson — a Scottish guy — purchased the Bow Street Distillery, which at the time was one of the biggest distilleries in Ireland. While holding their breath? Critics rightly accused them of "using childhood grief to sell fast food," not realizing that people eating their feelings is one of the main reasons every McDonald's exec has a private jet. Three round forms are followed by an abrupt si. The ad, which for its first three quarters doesn't even mention Micky D's, pretends to be some blandly inspiring call to arms for the Swedish military Yes, they take the necessary chemical tests.

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